Sand Pirate

Blue Ice: Is the captain asleep on the job? ...Wait, no, she fell asleep from DOING the job! The sandman won't need to drop by THIS joint tonight.

...You'd think it's the CAPTAIN who makes sure the crew is tucked in for the night, but not in this case. I'm the resident night owl, and Invisible Ring needs her sleep, so she's usually putting HERSELF to bed.